This here list is compiled from many sources of wacky links. Obviously I do not test their status on a daily (or yearly) basis, so some of them may be broken or gone to pr0n. Use them -- and all things -- at your own discretion.
--added 09-22-05--
Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency
Guess the Dictator or Television Sit-Com Character
Guide to Shooting Rubber Bands
When the zombies take over, how long till the electricity fails?
The Shining in 30 seconds with bunnies
There are 600,426,974,379,824,381,952 ways to spell Viagra
Die screaming with sharp things in your head
--new 02-01-2004--
X-E - The Return Of The INFOMERCIALS!
Wholemovement - The Work of Bradford Hansen-Smith
The Crazy Engineer - Projects Skittlebrau
Ann Coulter Talking Action Figure
Stone Worster Album Covers Ever II
Sideshow Collectibles, Inc. - Live by the Sword Figures Vlad the Impaler
Paul Really Is Dead Undeniable Proof That Paul McCartney Was Replaced With A Lookalike.
McFarlandGuide.com - Action Online
Mashie.org - The art of computers presents Project Y2k bug
International Federation of Competitive Eating
Guide Horse Foundation - Miniature horses for the blind
Aaron's MAME'd Millipede Project
--older--
Programming Language Inventor or Serial Killer?
Rubik's World 2003 Competition
George W. Bush, Elite Force Aviator
Which Farscape Character Are You?
International Ghost Hunters Society
Mothers Insisting On Licensed Tools
World Beard and Mustache Championships
International Center for Bathroom Etiquette
Words that sound diry but aren't
Exit Mundi - end-of-the-world scenarios
Mind Media Brain Persuasion Test
Kansas is Flatter Than a Pancake
The Famous "Sushi Pants" story
LEDhead Classic Electronic Handheld Game Simulator
The Brick Testament
Pong: The Text-Based Game
French Intellectuals
to be Deployed in Afghanistan to Convince Taliban of Non-Existence of God
The 'Top'
What's new pussy cat?
Numbers in Over 4000 Languages
Corporation Reaches Goal, Shuts Down
SimShatner: The
William Shatner Acting Simulator
Stare Down Sally
Duct Tape on the Web
Just Toast
The North Carolina
Poop Counter
THE OFFICIAL WICKED HAIR DYEING PAGE
Celebrity
Fantasy Crush
Winners of the I look like my dog contest
New Scientist Feedback 3 June
2000
Matt.Com
Lost Human
History
Japanese Original
Lego Star Wars Trilogy
Mensa International's Mensa Workout
Alien Abductions Incorporated
Megway
Cheap Flights to Outer
Space
Duck and Cover
The Idiot's Computer Dictionary
LEECHES U.S.A.
1040 form for
Laid-off Dot Com Employees
Misery 2
rfc2324 - Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol (HTCPCP-1.0)
What Breed of Dog Are You
Hidden DVD
Features
Park Wars The Little Menace
It's All About the Pentiums
Star Wars Episode 2:
Dognose Heaven
Jamming a Pair of Scissors
Repeatedly Into Your Crotch
MyVideoGames.com Retro Corner: Vintage Commercials,
The Britney Spears Guide to
Semiconductor Physics
The animated User
Friendly
L33T.Com
flip flop flyin'
minipops
Freck's New Feet
Google PR3F3R3N(3Z.
The 'l33t search engine.
Stick Figure Fighting
Things my
girlfriend and I have argued about
User Friendly the Comic Strip,
The
pumpkin runs Linux
Spooky Kitty 2
American Assassin: The Amish Conspiracy in 1999.
1.0 404 error
Humanspellcheck.com
The Best Public Toilets
In...New York, Boston, DC, Chicago
The Pencil Pages
Daylight Saving Time
Its History and Why We Use It
End Daylight Savings Time
Movie Robot or Programming Language?
Return to the Planet of the Quakes
They Rule
The Deadly Follies of Stick Figure
Warning-Man and Family.
The flash version of the
Turkish stud's page
Welcome to my
home page ! Kiss you
Macworld: Make
Your Own Steve Jobs Keynote!
Crop Circle Connector
The Hero Machine
Mario versus Sonic.
Do The Dew Shotgun
The Popcorn Fork.
The concession phone calls on MediaTrip.com.
All Your Base Are Belong to Us
All your base are belong to... Mr. T!
Storytime - Curious George and the High-Tension Power Line
Enabler 2000: The World's First Nonviolent First Person Shooter
Purebull.com
Cannot find the damn server.
Distortions
Alex Rosen's Home Page.
Squirrel
Fishing and SQUIRRELFISHING
Now it all makes sense
Spanky's Bounce-o-Matic Trampoline.
The Disclosure Project
Homepage
Dave
Barry's Useful Internet Emoticons
PhoNETic
Strong Bad's Email
Homestar site
The Playstation Portable on the Atari 2600 VCS Portables Site.
What I learned from my GBA Manual
The Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie Homepage.
How to Overclock your SoundBlaster Live!
Romeo and Juliet for the 'l33t
Newgrounds
presents DBZ in a Nutshell
American Military
Operation Name Generating Device.
The Man Project.
Cheese Racing
Richard Sandrak - Fittest Boy on the Planet.
Robert McGarry's 2002 Weekly Planner
cr0bar's parody of the matrix, brought to you by efnet #nerds
Metal Gear Solid Name Generator
Joe Siegler's Who Wants to be a Millionaire Drinking Game
Dr Wily's Happy Evil Fun Time Show
WebVoid's How the Grinch Captured the Flag.
3DActionPlanet's 'Twas the Frag Before Christmas.
SoloTrek Exoskeletor Flying Vehicle
This SANYO USA Bread-Slicer.
Playing Games on Moviefone.com
The Sports Illustrated for Kids Dancing Referee.
Lightning On Demand Homepage
Tesla Coil Mailing List Page.
Thank you, everyone, for your support during this difficult time.
The Worst Halloween Costumes Ever
The 3D Realms Forums: Separated at birth?
Are you a Badass?
The Keanu
Report.
BionicSix.net
Cool Stuff Videos.
Paint the Moon. Thanks Chris
Johnson.
IMDB's Groundhog Day Page
Welcome to my home page ! Kiss you !
If Operating Systems Ran The Airlines.
The First Human Male Pregnancy
The British Lard Marketing Board.
Physics and Society Jan '96 - Letters.
Tell Your Dumb Boss to Shut Up!
Conker's Bad Fur Day Gore Fest
Microsoft's New Operating System.
Beaver County Militia Photo Recon,
104 Things To Do With A Banana.
Are you a
hippopotamus?
I found a duck
Graham Barker's Navel Fluff Page
Ganymede Torn Comet
Crater Chain.
Helping Hands-Monkey Helpers for the Disabled.
Jay's Kids
Condoms @ CondomTown.
Crow's Rutherford B. Hayes speech
iSmash...
The Reflex Tester
Panoram Technologies PV290
DSK.
The 11th Annual Discover Awards
Shiny Entertainment's MESSIAH NEWS
The Flying Cow
New Game Rating
System.
Art Bell - Continental Airlines Accident.
Pokethulhu Miniatures from Steve Jackson Games.
SMOW.
Enable Manual Crash Feature on Windows 2000
Celebrity Match-Maker for Men Celebrity Match-Maker for Women.
AMI BIOS or NOT
Open Letter to DOJ Re:
Microsoft Settlement
Chip
Hell -- the AMD story on Adequacy.org.
Watch List.
The Largest known prime number
How to Screw Up a Perfectly Good Game Company in Ten Easy Steps
Upper West Side Chinese Restaurant Name Generator
Make Benny drink himself silly.
The Gobbler motel and supper club
Violence Proven As #1 Cause of Video Games.
The Killer Japanese Seizure Robots
Malkovitch:Malkovitch.Malkovitch Malkovitch
The Way of the Exploding Stick
How to clean your hard drive on PC911
Expert Guide to Instant Messaging
Bob and Doug McKenzie action figures
`Floridian Rhapsody' Bush vs. Gore in verses
Monty Python and the Holy Grail in Lego.
The Top 10 Ugliest Couches in America.
The Daily Dog - Lower Greenville, Dallas, Texas.
World's Smallest Web Site
Warning Signs Your
Child Might Be a Goth.
The Acronym Interaction, Expansion and Extrapolation Engine
Money.com Wise Guy on Microsoft vs. Spain
Pizza Hut's Rocket Launch Press Release,
McSweeney's Internet Tendency On the Implausibility of the Death Star's Trash Compactor.
Mechanized Propulsion Systems.
The Truth about Health and Fitness
Microsoft Bug Report: Q261186 - Computer Randomly Plays Classical Music
All Your Base Are Belong To Us License Plate Frames.
Naked Women. Why God Why? than The Killer Japanese Seizure Robots
Amazon.com's new interface
The Official L. Sprague de Camp Website.
What's new pussy cat?
Numbers in Over 4000 Languages
Corporation Reaches Goal, Shuts Down.
Yesterdayland - Saturday Morning TV Cartoon Super Site
Lego City Fire Department in Action.
Interview with the Search Engine.
The Un-Official Boxcar Willie Homepage
Slim Whitman Collectors International
Prawnography.net
The Pi-Search Page.
Molecular Expressions Photo Gallery: The Beer Collection
Hofy's Mobile Duct Tape Mounting System
Treasury of Geriatric Erotica.
A formula for hoarding toilet paper.
The Weekly's list of Good and Bad Deaths
Kick-ups by
Liam O'Donnell
Matrix SE
This
page
ZDTV Poll Is Linux the Heir Apparent?
Worthless word for the day
The Massachusetts State Lottery Winning # for 12/31/01
WAY too much time on our hands!!
Coalition to Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide Homepage.
iFuse Celebrity Flush
Searchable Database of
Woodworking Accident Reports
Caltrans State Highway Photolog.
eToast
Corporation.
Amazon.com buying info: The Story About Ping.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the Pirated MP3s.
Radiskull and Devil Doll - episode 4 (on Shockwave.com).
Matrix
Wassup
The Official Worminator
Website
JEFFK INTARVIEW
WITH KENN HOCKSTAR OF SOLDAR OF FORTUNE.
Power Ranger Theater
Molecule of the
Month.
Volcano and Aurora in Iceland.
99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall in 227 computer languages
Gateway to the Year 3000, only at Y3K.com.
National Game Review's Japanese Title Generator
Nadia versus Atlantis
SimSandwich 2000.
Guess the Dictator or Sit-Com Character.
The Internet's Largest Selection of
Nose Hair Trimming Devices
Must Destroy Pokémon.
Sluggy Freelance
Kate Moss on Partitions on HardwareGod
Metro Nashville Police Department Rate Your Risk page.
ThinkGeek's Caffeinated Meatloaf
Rapper Dentist Daddy & Hip Hop Dentistry.
How to Make a Chocolate Easter Bunny
Something
Awful's 404 Page
The
Artist & Her Sculpture
International Belt Sander Drag
Race Association
Rick
Wallace Needs You.
http://www.skirtman.org/gallery.html
http://pubweb.nwu.edu/~adm641/
http://www.kevdo.com/lipbalm/
http://hometown.aol.com/waysted8/tpage1.html
http://www.savingsandclone.com/
www.thesquarerootof-1.com
http://www.snarg.net/
http://www.karmafarm.com/formletter.html
http://www.mulletsgalore.com/
http://www2.active.ch/~gerstei/main.en.html
http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/m/j/mjf195/music/trivial/sgnin.html
http://www.sooperhero.com/
http://www.crossfields.com/~watcher/pokemonmindcontrol.html
http://www.esquilax.com/baywatch/
http://sd.plushie.org/zrnet/plush.htm
http://www.rasc.net/btv/film/scrote.htm
http://www.brains4zombies.com/
http://www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute/classics.shtml
http://www.thecorporation.com/oneoffs/96/kittyporn/index.html
http://www.stileproject.com
http://www.cb-2000.com/
http://www.well.com/user/cynsa/newbutt.html
http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/2680/
http://jubal.westnet.com/hyperdiscordia/ads/nipple/nipple_surgery.html
http://www.rectaltronics.com/rtronics.htm
http://homepages.ihug.co.nz/~gkbmj/adpoints/flinstones.html
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Studio/3699/
http://www.frolic.org/ndlindex.html
http://www.rinkworks.com/movieaminute/
http://dancedudes.8m.com/framesfull.html
http://www.rt66.com/~trotter/kama.htm
http://web.dbtech.net/~suncastl/angel.htm
http://www.geocities.com/WestHollywood/Chelsea/6482/index2.htm
http://www.freeyellow.com/members7/geraldholmes/
Derek's Big
Website Of WalMart Purchase Receipts
http://www.bibleman.com
HeroHill Celebrity
E-mail
Make Out Club
A Prince In Search Of A
Princess
FurniturePorn.com
Am I All Your Base Or Not?
Microsoft Clippy
Regis Fan's
Research Information
Real Doll - The World's
Finest Love Doll
The Throne
Room: A Rick Allen Website
The Rainbows of Love and Happiness!
Christian Analysis of American Culture (CAP)
Have you ever wanted to be someone else?
Landover Baptist: America's Favorite Church
Britney Spears Countdown To Legality
Mastercard, May Memories abound
Dilbert - sex symbol of the 90s
Makes Grown Men Cry: Heartless's Holey Haven - Talk
The Rectal Foreign Bodies Page
The Captain James T. Kirk Sing-a-long Page
Internet Accessible Coke Machines
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